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Monday, December 06, 2004
You know, we have been blamed on several occasions for taking our fun a little too far but I believe this is the first time we have been accused of being "crack smoking fools". Our friend, Chris Robinson at Robinson Wheelworks of San Leandro, CA , and I am using the term "friend" here very loosely, felt the need to point out Dave's latest vice. Look, Dave has issues, we all know it but I wouldn't say he has worked his way up to the crack yet. Sure lately he has had some strange mood swings, been caught rootin' through my Chrome bag for money, picking imaginary lice from Bobby's head, and licking the back of his hands, but I think that is mostly because he has to sit within such close proximity to me every day. (no spooning aloud, Dave)
Where was I, oh yes...
Chris decided to send us his Salsa Products Wish List for items we currently do not have in our 2005 catalog. It looks something like this:
1 Salsa carbon fiber adult stabilizers( training wheels sounds so uncool)
2 Salsa tobacco chew ( in a titanium snuff can)
3 Salsa Las Vegas trade show survival kit containing the following:
- ID card ( ie. if found please return to the Bellagio Hotel)
- Free passes to the following strip clubs Club paradise, Palomino Club, and the Garden of Eden
- Instant coffee or 1 gram of crystal meth
- 1 straw for the crystal meth
- T Shirt with the logo "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"
- Altoids breath mints (large size box)
- handi wipes for every disease infected hand i shake during the show
- a firm guarantee at the airport for 1 free full body cavity search.
4 Salsa ice cream scoop
5 Salsa poncho clear see thru ( for Gallagher comedy shows)
6 Salsa lobster bib with Velcro attachment straps
7 Salsa pogo stick with upgraded coil spring for 225 weight or Fox RPS air shox This is quite the insightful list, Chris. Perhaps some professional help is needed. Later -chuck
Posted by chuck : 1:12 PM
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